How I slept last night...
3am
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
*thinks to self during sleep walk to bathroom* "What's the fuckin deal with that?"
4am
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
*groggy stirring* "Seriously wa.. zzz zzz zzz"
5am
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
*groggy stirring* "Seriously, burn to the ground already! Or steal whatever you have to do. Just smash that goddamned alarm on your way out!"
6am
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
*wide awake on the verge of tears* *long inhale* *longer exhale*
7am
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
*two firemen walking in alley behind Hubris' house* *various muttering between the 2 & whoever is on the other side of the walkie-talkies*
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Fireman 1- "I FOUND IT!" *gazes into dumpster*
*fireman 2 walks over, jumps into dumpster and beats the fucking shit out of what ever is making that fucking racket* :D
*cheering from at least three different windows rock the brief silence of the back alley*
THC ridden lung butter coughed upon your eyes by Hubris @ 4:04 PM
14 Souls whispering "wake up" into my ear
14 Comments:
Hopefully the fresh air of camping will allow you to get good rest and good fun :)
Wow, that sounds like how my brain feels about my alarm clock every morning... I only wish some nice firemen would come and destroy it.
Was it like a smoke detector flipping out in the dumpster?
Anyhow, have a great time camping!!
ahhhh
*sigh*
reminds me of ny!
I'll take credit for the sound. I thought it would be funny to put a car alarm in an airplane black box, shake it up and throw it in the dumpster behind your house. I did this because I know just how funny I think it is when loud annoying sounds wake me up in the middle of the night.
This reminds me of my first apartment. The dumpster was right by my bedroom window (nice view). Once a week a truck would come by at about 3am. It would ram the dumpter with its metal forks and then commence tipping it upside down and slaming it's contents into the back of truck. Following all this ramming and slamming would be the final dropping of the dumpter back onto the pavement. The first time all of this happened this then country boy was pretty certain that war had broken out on 28th street in the middle of the night.
I swear that fuckstick driver would be as loud as possible just to piss me off. He knew that I had morning classes. Oh yes, he knew.
hey you went camping? where? with whom?
was it fun? :)
also? that SUCKS with the dumpster.
Em- Yeah, not so much... good people but really shitty weather. I did get good rest tough, largely due to the cold that I caught.
sonus- It does remind me of my own alarm clock. I always wanted to be rich enough to afford destroying an alarm clock each time I have to wake up on time for something.
Elle- word
LSD- THAT WAS YOU?! I'm so kicking your ass. No, better yet, when I come see you I'll make sure that my arrival is around 7 AM. - fucker Oh yeah, I was that driver for the garbage truck behind your 28th st. apartment. :P
sass- yup. Near Janetville. The back 40 of a private horse farm with MD wemet some of her friends there. The weather was absolute shit but the company more than made up for it and also? Her kids were very well behaved & I got to spend a little time playing with them. *warm fuzzy*
yeah I'm betting I was a way better sport about the dumpster than you'd have been.
Oh you porr thing! That is awful!!!
poor thing, sorry bad typing...
get some rest luv!
Um... beeeeeeeeeeeeep. :)
*snoopydance*
-N
huneeb- trying to. went n got sick from the campy trip. Oh well... my life really could be far worse :)
nat- *grin* punker
YAY 30 days!! A WHOLE MONTH!
I wonder if I could go 30 days without chocolate?? Hmm.
Glad you had a good time camping and quality time with the littles! Hopefully there will be no more beeping in your immediate future.
Yeah I am very proud of the lack of smoking indeed. :)
xoxoxox
-N
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