Bored at Work

Yup.

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Uh-huh.

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Damn... It appears that I should have eaten that $10 cookie that MD & I bought after all.

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Oh well it'll make for a wonderful breakfast bar...

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Still, it'd be a lot cooler if I were buzzed now. Hard work and delayed gratification have a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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When am I going to realize that the more I look at the clock, the slower it appears to go?

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Apparently never. *drums fingers*

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Damn, I really want that cookie. It has so much in it the freaking thing is actually green! Mmmmm. Green.

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I have to remember to buy orange juice on the way home.

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Good God I need a shower. We're talking three days here. I am rarely home thanks to wonderful times spent at Mighty Doll's place. Shower there? I think not. SHE barely even showers at home. Why? Glad you asked but you'll have to put up with reading lyrics again. Hey, I've been trying to do this less so suck it up.

MY GIRLFRIEND'S SHOWER SUCKS

The temperature changes
It chills me to the bone
It makes me wish that I was
cleaning myself at home

It makes me grumpy and
sometimes I lose hope
The water's hard, so I can
never rinse the soap

and it's got no pressure
The water dribbles down on me
and it's got no pressure
It's like the shower's going pee

-GOLDFINGER

Funny right? Yeah. Not if its real. I almost wonder if MD dated this guy simply because I'd swear he's singing about her shower. Its uncanny.

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Thank god. That rant took a little more time. Thirteen minutes to go kids. Just bare with me. If I don't shower soon, I think my clothes are going to pack up and find a better life. I actually fear this. They're dirty enough that I think they're going to start walking around by themselves any minute now. Speaking of any minute now, only ten to go.

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... *brain fart*

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This is killing me. It could be worse. *drums fingers* *bites thumbnail*

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Thank heavens. I'm outta here ya'll.