Friday, October 28, 2005

PayDay! & the Escape from the Retail Computer Store!

Hubris grabs his gear, it is all here: rope, stars, katana, poison vials... He peeks around the corner. The coast is clear... for now. Snaking through laser sensors and motion detectors are but a simple silent task. He counts the sleeping dogs.. there are only 4 here! Where are the others?! Never the less, he chloroforms the Pit Bulls at his feet. The others will have to be dealt with later. Starting towards the office, tip toe like kids on Christmas morning. On his back he reaches under the lasers for the bottom of the manager's desk & pulls himself underneath. His fingers crawl into the top drawer containing the payroll documents. He thumbs through & finds his paycheck! Mission half complete- now to get the fuck outa here. He leaps from the desk top & his fingers land on the crimpy madness of the top of the door jam & he curls his body forward over the lasers. But just barely, his shoulderbalde crosses the laser and the alarm is tripped! SHIT the boss is on to him! He can see the decrepit old man whiping his flashlight to and fro. He crawls across the floor to the door, ever so silently comes up behind his boss & skewers dat bitch thru the spinal column! As the man falls to his knees, Nick winds back & with his perfect Japanese steel, slices through the neck of his mortal enemy. Before his boss' head even has time to roll to the floor, Hubris dives out the 2nd floor window narrowly escaping fur coat-razor blades and a hailstorm of small caliber bullets sprayed by the security force hired to cease his escape! As a last big Fuck You, he jumps & does a hand stand on the razor-wire fence before disappearing into the night to join his busty lusty lover for an evening of hot raw passion.

Lover awaits, breath hot on her lips, face flush with excitement and anticipation.

Written by HH with help from the MD.

8 Comments:

At 10/28/2005 06:30:00 PM, Blogger Tom Cavnar said...

Jeeze, I'm sure glad I've got direct deposit for my paycheck.

Hmm... Is barbed wire and guard dogs the price for socialized health care?

 
At 10/28/2005 06:54:00 PM, Blogger Hubris said...

This is Hubris' Supervisor! Pay no attention to this Hubris fellow. He is nothing but an imaginative child!
We informed him that beatings will continue until morale improves!

this message was brought to you by:

YOUR OPPRESSORS!

"please lie flat on the ground"

 
At 10/28/2005 07:20:00 PM, Blogger sassinak said...

um you called him some other name one time :)

bob the angry flower!

yeah!

:)

have a good night... i'm putting on makeup!!

 
At 10/28/2005 07:36:00 PM, Blogger Hubris said...

I'll bob your angry flower...

 
At 10/28/2005 08:28:00 PM, Blogger sassinak said...

yeah dude that was some awesome post that was

 
At 10/29/2005 10:18:00 AM, Blogger Hubris said...

Sugarpunk: The check is never enough to really warrant back flips & acrobatics among discharging firearms. It is simply a labor of love.

 
At 10/29/2005 04:23:00 PM, Blogger Hubris said...

I Miss son of u SEX machine me hard. He's been gone for years!! we missss him. mmm

 
At 10/29/2005 06:02:00 PM, Blogger sassinak said...

i wonder if i'll dress up again tonight or monday...

hubris you have a way with words

 

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