Body Count
Today's question is as follows:
heh. ;)
How many 5 year olds at once do you think you could best in hand to hand combat to the death?
On a mildly related note, the 7 year old boy at my house was playing Sims2 which I recently bought. It was amusing considering he really didn't understand how to keep them alive and happy. He built them a house but once he placed them in it to live, they quickly deteriorated into depression from neglect and soiled themselves because he didn't tell them to use the toilet. They all eventually died. When a Sim dies, their ghost haunts the house forever. The boy's solution to these hauntings was to place an army of newborn babies in the house (seriously, like dozens). God, I love his imagination. It is quite an imaginative idea but not a solution at all. All that will do is make an army of ghost babies in the house. Damn, that is sick. I love it.
THC ridden lung butter coughed upon your eyes by Hubris @ 2:52 PM
14 Souls whispering "wake up" into my ear
14 Comments:
Shit! The baby platoon method doesn't work? Fuck me! What now? I was pretty sure that was the way out to get rid of ghosts as well. I place my babies all around the house like glade plug-in's. They smell good till they don't anymore. Trainspotting anybody?
to answer your question?
ZERO! i could take down ZERO five year olds... you?
*grin*
Is it any wonder that his new teacher's assessment of him included the words "He has interesting ideas"
Two answer your question about the five year olds. I think I could take four out without much problem.
I'm with LSaD on this one, I think four is about the max I could take, unarmed.
Give me a Claymore, and it'd be another thing altogether.
That said (tongue firmly in cheeks), I love children, and could never hurt one.
*waves*
never played Sims so I can't relate but Hi :) Oh and yeah 5 year olds Love them! They are so much fun!
LSD- *wipes filthy answer from hands* nice! That was wildly grotesque :)
Sass- I think if I struck emotion from the picture, I could do in at least 6. Maybe 8 if I had my coffee first. Many more than that and I fear I may be overrun by a stampede of bony sharp children not unlike the insect ground forces from Starship Troopers.
MD- doesn't he? Simply creative. Freakish even. I love when he can tell me what is going on in his drawings.
LSD- 4 huh? You hit harder than you think. That's why I figure on as many as I do. I count on landing at least 3-4 perfect consecutive strikes off the bat.
Sonus- Lmfao... claymore... *leaves to finish chuckle fit*
*returns* wow. and for the real record? I'm soooo with you on that last sentence.
Huneeb- waves back :)
the answer is innumerable ... I am Neo when it comes to 5-year-olds ... LOL
Wow...apparently the Sims have gotten a lot more high tech than when I last played the game. It's a freaky little world...and I think I got lost in it for a few days. :)
-N
dzer- *squints eyes* Woah. :)
nat- freaky indeed. I like encouraging the to have sex as their highest priority. It makes for hilarity or drama... which is just a different brand of hilarity.
not mention more baby polporie.
I made a whole town become gay.
-N
PJ and Todd used to torture the Sims on purpose. They'd build rooms with no doors so the virtual people inside would shrivel up and die. They are much more ruthless than the 7 year old who does it unintentionally.
I think we should send a platoon of five year olds after them just to teach them a lesson.
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